很整套劇本,都可以用不同角度說明他最後選,甚至,搞不好都不是那些女的,是新的女友…哈哈,不想寫太多,愈來愈覺得這套可以拿來當讀書會的好題材,尤其是男女各半,一定唇槍舌戰一番…想要組的人嗎…歡迎回個信吧。哈哈
Just the record of life. The observation to macro economic, investment, social life, food and wine.
星期三, 4月 26, 2006
Tokyo eighties part2
星期日, 4月 16, 2006
金融業董座發財的祕密
台灣的銀行界,要創新實不是難事,如negative financing,台灣還沒有銀行敢做,我想是因為他們只想穩賺不賠,卻不願意承擔風險。可是說真的,如果精算師算得好,目標鎖定在六十五歲以上有兩種 慢性病以上的獨居老人,只要地段夠好,怎麼樣銀行都是穩賺不賠的啊!可惜銀行不做如此想,這是其一。第二是葛拉美銀行的套餐貸款,提供農人固定種子、耕作 機器、還有行動電話,還教農夫提高生產力的種法,讓農人可以賺到錢還款。因此賣種子的農產公司、農作機器公司、還有行動電話,在貸款下來時就收到錢,生意 可以長久,而銀行也不用擔心貸款沒有拿去做生產用途而變成一包包的LV,銀行變成微型創業採購者的角色,而借貸人只需要認真工作就行了。
里長說我在痴人說夢,台灣的銀行出了事,政府就會救,看中興銀就知道;至於農會,大家都知道不過是選舉綁椿的機器。反正農會把老農夫的權狀,拿去濫用, 從金額貸個數億出來吃香喝辣的馬路消息,也時有耳聞。政府敢放任農會倒閉而不救的話…這批「一定會投票」(據說投票率高達九成)的利害關係人,會把執政黨 拖到田邊的水溝淹死。這邊有個題外話,水果到大陸要怎麼賣?農民自己把水果送過去嗎,在上海的街頭大聲嚷嚷「台灣水果」呢?還是請代理商去建通路比較好? 台灣水果的大陸消費者是誰?農民知道嗎?如果放在人家的超市,會不會被人家刁啊?貨款收得到嗎?你以為代理商就收得到錢嗎?代理商從果農進到手上的柳丁, 就不會爛掉嗎?與其在吵代理和直銷,不如問問農會在幹什麼吧?
里長伯說他有聽過銀行的董座喜歡自己在外頭開小公司來包銀行好康的業 務,讓我一時憶起一位和大哥睞鬧翻又被高堂罵不孝的董座,早年在外用和銀行?頭一模一樣的行銷公司,在賣自家銀行的信用卡、催債、還有一些好康的,後來政 府為了打掉NPL,讓大家來成立AMC,這位董座就自己成立AMC,把自己銀行的NPL用低價吃進來,然後呢?交給行銷公司來賣,肥水不落外人田。銀行的 股價低迷與他何干?每年股東會前一堆笨蛋小股東為了紀念品,甘願把委託書交給人家的啊,最可憐的是存款戶,錢存在這個家大業大的銀行,竟然把NPL廉價賣 給董座,難怪存款戶的利率一直這麼低,可是其來有自啊!這麼多年過去了,我因為工作的關係,才了解開銀行是多賺錢的事:「用別人的錢來幫自己發財,虧損的話,就讓存款戶、股東還有白痴政府去承擔」這實在是天底下最棒的生意啊!
最近DPP終於發現這些人的賺錢本領,開始要求不能委外催收,不能再賣NPL一堆本來銀行自己該做的事不得外包,總算把這些人的氣燄稍微壓了一下,但是我看怎麼樣都傷不到這些董座,他們可是少賺錢,根本虧不到錢啊!
TOKYO EIGHTY'S
劇情不多說廢話,小弟我也早就不是清純少男,卻是被書中的「幻影」把思緒帶到十幾年前,作者還真是高啊!這麼呼應人心的戲(拍成電視劇、電影的機會極高)實在難得,也很對台灣人的味口,哈哈。
想了解「幻影」是什麼玩意兒的,請自行到漫畫店租來看,我想這部是男女皆宜,也很適合當作讀書會的題材。與其說是漫畫,不如說是一部基築在真實人生的文藝小說。
不多說,看完後,歡迎大家來回應。
星期六, 4月 15, 2006
4/15 The Apprentice~ Hire or Fire?
We're trying to add an tube in a cloth. People wearing this cloth needn't carry an container to fill water.
The specific version of Coca-Cola! We called them Dick and Tits. Look at the mouth of bottles. They are made of rubber and touch like real skin. As you see, their shapes are dick and tits. For satisfying your imagination, only sold in the pub and sextoy's store.
I'm scratching my chin.
Colin is a revolutionary beverage. The shape is easy to hold, the color is very fresh and the brand look very fashion.
Ladies, say C!
I think I should quit my job...
The most ridiculous idea was provided by Gavin's group!
I'm so nervous. Will I be hired?
I feel so sweet.
Charlie! Hush! I come up with Coca-Cola idea. Don't let others know I'm an "wolf-woman".
Playing hair more make me more charming. See?
Count down. The index will raise up again! Jong!
Serious? Being a CFO, questioging your financial prediction is my job.
You will fail very despairingly. I got a secret weapon.
Anything else? Never see a female tiger staring at you?
So many women there but my english is so poor
星期一, 4月 10, 2006
May I train the spirit of sword?
練到意念可以延伸出體外的最大好處是,別人要扁你的時侯,還沒近身就知道對方要打那裡;當然,當你要扁別人 時,別人會心生怯意,未戰先敗。不過嗎…講得很簡單,下苦功練到這種程度也只是鳳毛驎角,就像上次少林寺的大師來,大家問怎麼可以到這種境界,他的回答, 就是「練、練、練」三個字而已。
唉?真的不能再混了。
Something About google
non-RD people's life in google
Let's listen what founder said.
Google support green energy
星期日, 4月 09, 2006
All about Games!--April 8 (Sat.)
New commer May
Men were struggling to fight against women.
Totally unfair. Near 20 women to 9 men!
You got the right answer!
Show Lady's beau geste! ok?
I can't stop laughing...
I was bitting my hand.
Com'on Cristine. Why were you so scared?
This is Stanley's pose.
Don't take a shot, ok?
We are good sisters.
What was she doing?
Lesbians!
What were you laughing? Linda.
Claire got best actress.
I got best actor. Thanks for Carol's lolly.
4/8印度皇家咖哩聚餐
皇家咖哩
地址:台北市大安區延吉街70巷5弄6號
又是咖哩又是烤餅
介紹你們正確吃法,一匙咖哩雞配上飯還要淋上旁邊的優酪醬
羡慕吧?誰叫你們不來吃
印度的烤羊肉串
羊肉串放大特寫
兩位社花正在奮戰咖哩雞腿
好漂亮的紅色喔…看了口水流出來了
印度的咖哩餃
飯後大家去一家咖啡廳, 這塊巧克力cream蛋糕好吃喔
星期五, 4月 07, 2006
Newspaper will die coz Google Housing?
請看這裡, 我想報紙的末日真的來了。只能怪Y自己太鬼混,讓G這個後起之秀拿到殺死報業的門票。希望G也快點在台灣弄一個吧,我已經忍受Y的不合理定價和那些垃圾報紙很久了。
管你什麼爛報紙,沒有房地產的廣告,就是死路一條。我看啊,中時和聯合,快快挖墳墓把自己埋起來吧!
星期四, 4月 06, 2006
I was tortured last night
I played a banker who knew the password of the treasurery. In the begining, I was tortured very badly if you watched the picture below.
Then Austin, Angle, Maggie, Clair torture me very very coolly.
Austin poured dozens gallon of water into my mouth.
Angle tickled me very hardly
Maggie, a voodoo witch, folded a human-shape paper and show evil magic on me.
Clair is the last one. She feezed me to death.
Before I were dying, I ask for my last wish.
I ask Maggie to have sex with me.
Finally, I'd like to thank for Gavin.